The State Of The WWE: Part Two

Last Friday, I got to talking about the current state the WWE is in. The Armageddon PPV had just passed and Jeff Hardy became the new WWE Champion, pinning Edge in a Triple Threat match that also featured Triple H. Today, as my Christmas holiday is set to begin in about an hour, I'll dive right in and share thoughts on the Royal Rumble, No Way Out and the biggest show of 'em all, Wrestlemania 25.

Batista is apparently injured.

WWE has yet to confirm this, but from what I've read on the dirt sheets (I know, they're a joke 90% of the time, but once in a blue moon....), he has a torn hamstring muscle and will be on the shelf for 6-8 months. Of course, this means he's out of Wrestlemania and the Raw brand is missing a major superstar for the next while. One of Mania's many rumored matches was a rematch from Summerslam, Batista vs John Cena, possibly for the World Heavyweight Title. I sympathize with his situation, but this leaves a huge window of opportunity for other guys on Raw to step up to the plate. It'll be interesting to see what direction Raw takes in the coming weeks.

Speaking of Raw, there were 4 matches held last night to determine the participants of a Fatal Fourway match coming next week. The winner of that match will face John Cena at the Royal Rumble for the World Heavyweight Title. The quick results were as follows:

1. Shawn Michaels vs Kane: HBK made Kane look like a huge monster in this one, which I really liked. Shawn took a beating but squirmed his way out a chokeslam attempt, hitting a superkick out of desperation for the win.
WINNER: Shawn Michaels

2. JBL vs Rey Mysterio: I was surprised at how long this one went, considering it's only TV and JBL isn't known for long-winded matches. Must've reached the 15-minute mark at some point. JBL got the DQ win when Shawn Michaels saved him for a 619 and slapped him. See, HBK is in a storyline with JBL where he "works" for him because Michaels is "broke" due to the crappy economy in the States. He saved his employer so that JBL would advance to next week's match.
WINNER: JBL

3. Randy Orton vs Batista: Didn't happen. Batista wasn't there to sell the skull kick he got from Orton last week. Except now that Big Dave is apparently hurt for real, that kick's gonna get sold a whooooole lot longer! Orton cut a great promo after he was given the win. WINNER: Randy Orton

4. Chris Jericho vs CM Punk: Awesome match. Very back and forth with the Toronto crowd cheering Jericho, causing Jerry Lawler to once again call Canadian fans strange and different. Man I hate when he does that. Wow, a crowd cheering for the wrestler they love, who ever heard of THAT?!? Jericho got the win with the Codebreaker when Punk came off the top rope. Great counter.
WINNER: Chris Jericho

So the Fatal Fourway next week will consist of Shawn Michaels vs JBL vs Randy Orton vs Chris Jericho. Should make for some good TV. As for a winner, I see Orton taking it and facing Cena, which then tells me he won't be in the Rumble match itself. THIS in turn makes me think that Edge is a top contender to win the 30-man battle royal.

So now, let's talk Wrestlemania matches. A while ago, I discussed four bouts that I'd love to see at the biggest show of the year on the WWE Universe page on Facebook. Two matches for the respective World Championships and two "Special Attraction" matches that could only happen on the grandest stage of them all.

That was a few weeks ago. Now that certain storylines have taken place and other guys are now Champion on Raw and Smackdown, these matches may not be a reality. Well, one of them definitely won't take place because we saw it for free on TV last night! I'll give you my take on each of them as we count them down, so let's begin.....

1. WWE Championship match
Edge (C) vs Jeff Hardy

Months of build up finally lead to Hardy getting Edge one-on-one. Very back and forth until Edge focuses on Jeff's head and neck, applying various holds and eventually busting him open. Match gets taken into the crowd, near the entrance ramp ala Rock/Austin from their 1999 feud. Ref bump at about the 20:00 mark, Edge's cronies run in and beat down Hardy, prompting brother Matt to make the save with a steel chair, taking the Champ down in the process. Edge and Jeff are laid out and eventually make it to their feet. Edge, getting desperate, lunges at Hardy but takes out the ref again with a spear. Hardy goes for a Twist of Fate, but Edge counters with an Impaler DDT. He grabs the WWE Title and gets ready to hit Jeff when CHRISTIAN darts from the crowd, hits the ring and nails Edge with the Unprettier onto the gold. Hardy is up, hits the top rope and Swantons Edge as the ref counts 1............................2.......................................3. Brother Matt comes back down, they celebrate and Christian smiles at Edge from the entrance.
WINNER: Jeff Hardy, NEW WWE Champion

So here's the thing - Hardy's already won the WWE Title. This match could still be a possibility, though I think they'd probably do a gimmick match like TLC or something. Maybe have the Title vacated for some reason and these two fight for it. However, if Hardy hadn't won at Armageddon and maybe won the Rumble, that's how I'd have the match come out.

2. World Heavyweight Title match
Chris Jericho (C) vs CM Punk

Feud heats up when Punk loses the IC Title at No Way Out to former partner Kofi Kingston in a face vs face match. Backstage at NWO, Jericho runs into Punk and jokes "Hey, at least you were CONSCIOUS and lost the belt this time", refering to Unforgiven when he was taken out of the match and Jericho ended up winning. Punk is irate and attacks Jericho after his World Title defense that night and on Raw the following night. The match itself is superb and given a lot of time, roughly 25 minutes. Lots of submission moves and technical wrestling here, folks. Punk nails some serious kicks but ends up killing his leg on the ringpost outside the ring. Jericho works on it from there and keeps the Liontamer on for a good while. Punk makes the ropes and when Jericho tries a Lionsault, he hits Punk's knees face-first. Both men make it to their feet and Jericho hits a knee clip in desperation. He tries a Lionsault again but Punk snatches him mid-flight and hits the Go To Sleep. Both men are laid out again, exhausted and the fans are on their feet. Punk makes the cover but Chris kicks out. Punk goes for the knee/bulldog combo but Jericho shoves him into the ref and hits the Codebreaker, finally followed by the Lionsault. He covers but when the ref finally awakens, Punk kicks out. Fans are chanting "THIS IS AWESOME" and nearly 30 minutes have passed. They do a slugfest and Jericho hits an enziguri kick. He props Punk on the top rope and goes for a superplex but Punk falls on him and applies the Anaconda Vice to a huge pop. Jericho wiggles and tries to roll out of it but Punk stays on. Eventually, much like HBK/Angle from WM21, Y2J taps out and Punk is once again World Champ.
WINNER: CM Punk, NEW World Heavyweight Champion

I always thought the WWE needed a great PPV match between these two to settle what happened at Unforgiven this year. They've since fought a few times on Raw (like last night) but if they were given a good 25 minutes or so on PPV, I see a contender for Match Of The Year at next year's Slammy Awards. Thinking about it, this one may not be so impossible, seeing how Batista is injured. Below is what I think the WWE could do with "Stone Cold" Steve Austin heading into Wrestlemania. If the rumors are true and he struck a deal to have one more match, I figure it'd have to be against someone with HUGE heat, and Orton's a top heel. Although Jericho would make a good opponent, as well. This one features the return of two former WWE Champions, Mick Foley being the more far out chance, seeing how he's with TNA now.

3. One Night Only, No Disqualification match
"Stone Cold" Steve Austin vs Randy Orton

Austin returns for one more match after 6 years away from the ring. HUGE buildup for this. Austin makes an appearance at the Rumble and runs into Orton backstage, where they have a 'verbal exchange'. Orton ends up spitting in Austin's face and security have to hold Steve back from destroying Randy. At the end of the Rumble match, Orton is the 2nd last man eliminated after Austin drives his truck through the entrance and Orton is distracted. From there, the challenge is made by Austin, who says he'll "walk that aisle one more time to stomp a mudhole in Randy Orton's ass!!!" Orton manages to sneak attack him and hit an RKO. When Austin tries to retaliate the next week on Raw, Orton says he got a restraining order against Steve which says the match at Mania will be off if Austin attacks him. Mind games are played for weeks between both men and on the last Raw before Mania, Orton pisses off the Raw GM and the order is lifted. Austin beats the shit out of Orton to a massive pop but gets a low blow when he tries a Stunner. Orton hightails it and the match at Mania is on. Austin gets the ring rust out of his system eventually and the match opens up a bit, with Austin hitting clothelines, footstomps and the Thesz Press/front elbow combo. The match is taken outside and into the Texas crowd, where they fight on some steel rigging ala Taker/HHH at WM 17. Austin backdrops Orton off of it for a HOLY SHIT moment. Orton is busted open after a chair shot, but counters a Stunner attempt in the ring into his backbreaker trademark for a 2 count. He then focuses on Austin's neck - choking him, stomping him, multiple clotheslines and holds. He then hits a neckbreaker onto a chair and signals for the RKO. Austin counters and hits the Stunner before making the cover. Before the win though, PRICELESS hits the ring and Rhodes, Manu and DiBiase work Austin over. Suddenly, MICK FOLEY charges the ring, barb-wire bat in hand and takes them down. Orton low blows Foley and hits an RKO onto the bat. The four of them beat down Foley and Austin when..................IF YA SMEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL, THE ROCK bolts to the ring as the crowd explodes, taking out all four in a frenzy of energy. Clotheline here, spinebuster there. DDT here, Rock Bottom there. Foley makes it to his feet and they take out Priceless, who run away in the process. Orton tries to RKO The Rock but gets a Rock Bottom. Austin and Orton eventually make it to their feet and Austin tries a Stunner, but Orton nails the RKO. He drapes an arm over Stone Cold but the Rattlesnake kicks out just barely. Orton is speechless and desperately stomps away at Austin before grabbing the chair again. Austin grabs the barb-wire bat and clobbers the chair away before hitting the Stunner to a giant pop. He makes the cover but pulls Randy's head up, choosing to hit TWO MORE Stunners before hooking the leg 1........................2...............................................3.
WINNER: "Stone Cold" Steve Austin

I admit, I totally marked out for that ending, especially with The Rock appearing to help out his greatest Wrestlemania opponent. But hey, it's the 25th anniversary of Wrestlemania, Austin's having his first match in 6 years and it's in Texas. It'd HAVE to be that huge. This last one is the most possible, in my opinion. It's a basic Smackdown vs Raw match but with a lot more history. These two had interactions at the 2007 and 2008 Rumble matches, and they'll probably tear into each next month at the 2009 one.

4. Interpromotional match
Shawn Michaels vs The Undertaker

The history of these two plays a huge part in the buildup, including their encounters during the 2007, 2008 and 2009 Royal Rumble matches. Michaels is forced to play the tweener role here, reminding people that the Dead Man has never beaten the Heartbreak Kid, citing his wins at Bad Blood 1997 and Royal Rumble 1998. The two invade each others' shows in the weeks until Mania and all Hell breaks loose during on official contract signing, which ends with HBK superkicking Taker and taunting him, only for Taker to rise up, snatch Shawn by the throat and chokeslam him through the table, before he then signs on the dotted line and drops the contract on Michaels' prone body. The match itself is excellent and fans are divided, though they seem to be more for Taker seeing how Houston is his hometown. Michaels has a counter for almost all of the Dead Man's arsenal, slipping out of chokeslam attempts and clipping his knee after a Tombstone attempt. HBK works over Taker's bad knees for a while before he misses an elbow drop. Taker then works on Shawn's back - bashing him against the ringpost, dropping several elbows, and keeping him in a backbreaker submission. He hits the Snake Eyes and goes for the big boot but HBK meets him with some Sweet Chin Music. He crawls over for the cover but Taker locks on the gogoplata. Shawn moves around alot in the move and flips over, looking for a jackknife cover but Taker kicks out. HBK is up before Taker and launches another superkick at him, but takes out the ref when Taker dodges outta the way. Shawn hits a low blow when he sees the ref is down before bringing a chair into the ring. Before Michaels tries to bash Taker's head in, he gets a chokeslam and Taker now has the chair. He waits until Michaels is up and swings. Shawn ducks and superkicks the metal into Taker's face. Seeing the ref still down but starting to stir, Shawn veers up for another superkick but Taker ducks the leg before snatching him up and hitting the Tombstone. The ref is up and makes the count 1............2...................3. The streak continues. Taker does his usual celebration routine but stares at HBK who is starting to get up. They look at each other and Taker offers his hand. The crowd in Houston pops huge when they shake and the two get a standing ovation.
WINNER: The Undertaker

So those are dream Mania matches. I think if done correctly and in the right order, those bouts, coupled with the rest of the undercard would make for arguably the greatest Wrestlemania of all-time. I've got my fingers crossed on at least two of them happening. Then I'll be happy.

Anyway, that's it for now. I've gotta take off and run some errands before getting home. I'm headed to Calgary tomorrow morning for Christmas and we'll all be back at work here on January 5th, 2009. Hope you all have a great Christmas season and a memorable New Year.

See you next year,
D.